Well, our competition is now closed and we have our 4 winners!
In no particular order:
- LimitedIntelligence for his sad tale of ergonomics and firing squads
- PhilH for the poem of poems
- William Hilsun for a joke that will never be forgotten
- Paul Gerber for evading arrest just to get to Vista Squad on time.
Your subscriptions have been sent through to Microsoft, so in around 4-6 weeks, expect a delivery of some sort. :)